how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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