I heard we made out
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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