Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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