I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I party with great urgency now.
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