what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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