I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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