3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
