GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
