I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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