But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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