escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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