Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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