belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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