I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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