: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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