SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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