I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Drunk is not a location!
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