ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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