Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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