Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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