I love black thongs
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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