38 yer olds are good kisserssss
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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