spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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