Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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