While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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