I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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