he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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