To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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