we're blogging at a bar
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
We were destined to go to rehab together
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
