It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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