Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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