Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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