Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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