I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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