I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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