She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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