Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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