hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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