the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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