I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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