If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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