This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
