don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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