Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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