I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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