Betty ford says i'm here all night
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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