oh god the rape fog is back!
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Boobs are out for the taking
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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