so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
It's official drugs can't kill me
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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