Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
ok first of all what the fuck
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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