she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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