She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you have to choose: penises or morals?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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