Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
