mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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