I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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