How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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