Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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