And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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