Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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