OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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