He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Bring me that man meat
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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