I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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